The hose, bee, lion Tee

Warning: wearing this shirt may cause strangers to laugh, coworkers to question your judgment, and your mom to ask "are you okay?" We can't stop you. We can only make the tee.

Classic unisex fit, heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in feel from the first wash. Oversized-friendly cut so it hits different whether you're 5'2" or 6'4". Built for chronically online, terminally unserious people.

The fine print (that actually matters):

• 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight cotton — thick enough to survive your worst decisions
• Relaxed, oversized-friendly fit
• Garment-dyed + pre-shrunk so it doesn't get weird in the wash
• Double-needle stitched, no side seams — built to outlast the joke
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't overthink it

More dumb ideas dropping soon. This one's just the beginning.