Testicular Injuries in Women's Sports Tee

Warning: this shirt has opinions and it's not sorry about them. One glance and people will either laugh, back away slowly, or ask where you got it — there's no in-between with Dumb Idea co.

Classic unisex fit, heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in feel straight out of the wash. Oversized-friendly cut so it works whether you're 5'2" or 6'4". Built for people who say the quiet part loud.

The fine print (that actually matters):

• 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight cotton — thick enough to survive your worst decisions

• Relaxed, oversized-friendly fit

• Garment-dyed + pre-shrunk so it doesn't get weird in the wash

• Double-needle stitched, no side seams — built to outlast the joke

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't overthink it

Another dumb idea, brought to life. You're welcome.

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean