{"product_id":"unisex-garment-dyed-t-shirt-1","title":"Testicular Injuries in Women's Sports Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003eWarning: this shirt has opinions and it's not sorry about them. One glance and people will either laugh, back away slowly, or ask where you got it — there's no in-between with Dumb Idea co.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003eClassic unisex fit, heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in feel straight out of the wash. Oversized-friendly cut so it works whether you're 5'2\" or 6'4\". Built for people who say the quiet part loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003eThe fine print (that actually matters):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"marker:text-secondary list-disc pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003e6.1 oz\/yd² heavyweight cotton — thick enough to survive your worst decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003eRelaxed, oversized-friendly fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003eGarment-dyed + pre-shrunk so it doesn't get weird in the wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003eDouble-needle stitched, no side seams — built to outlast the joke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't overthink it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:align-top\"\u003eAnother dumb idea, brought to life. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48414665998594,"sku":"22380275817747184835","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48414666031362,"sku":"23154679487955744947","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48414666064130,"sku":"32863634671307038187","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48414666096898,"sku":"77815647618804555593","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48414666129666,"sku":"16818212062796499104","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48414666162434,"sku":"24194992090413660171","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48414666195202,"sku":"14980940381471797031","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48414666227970,"sku":"31046525426145192566","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48414666260738,"sku":"30251369190514928177","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48414666293506,"sku":"33019084666197372068","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/0674\/0994\/files\/16561793503672795297_2048.jpg?v=1788056933","url":"https:\/\/dumbideaco.com\/products\/unisex-garment-dyed-t-shirt-1","provider":"Dumb Idea co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}